I broke my cardinal rule.
No, it’s not don’t eat potato chips at 10pm.
I was only going to eat 12. Which is one serving. Promise. Stop looking at me.
So what’s the rule? I’ll tell you. My cardinal rule is… don’t eat fused food!! I hate fusion! Ok not hate, but like really dislike.
I like mango. I like habanero. Why do they need to be combined?? And why did I fall for it?
Let me clarify that there are certain things that work – sour cream and onion, magic! Salt and vinegar, genius! But can we just calm down?
Chocolate wine? Dill pickle bagels? Please. PLEASE. Stop.
Anyway these are not great.
Mango?? Nope. Not there. Don’t taste it. Mango is unique. Mango is not just sweet. It’s nuanced and sometimes tart and fibery (it’s a word) and makes you feel Islandy (it’s a word).
Habanero? Ummm maybe a little black pepper or something. Go ahead and give it to your toddler – it’s fine. No heat. There’s almost nothing there. Those fiery Cheetos do more harm (btw love those).
There’s not much more to this post, I’m afraid. Don’t buy these chips. Also I wanted to say crisps because I’ve been watching Bridgerton but I fought the urge.
Tomorrow will be better.
I ate the full serving. If I’m being honest.
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