It’s Girl Scout cookie time.
Talk about a cause that we can all rally behind.
For years I’ve been a devoted follower/subscriber/supporter. This year was no different. Except for one thing.
My usual lean on Thin Mints has diminished a bit. All of sudden I’ve become a bigger fan of Lemonades.
It’s shocking. Lemon? Over Chocolate? Could this mean tarts over cake? Pepsi over Coke? Just kidding, I actually can’t tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. I’m a monster.
I’m also a judger. I’ve always silently but wholeheartedly believed that people who choose lemon dessert over chocolate are somehow…suspicious… up to no good. Or they were Grandmas. Let’s face it – there is a correlation between age and lemon love. There just is.
So what happened to me? I’m still youngish and kind of full of vigor. I dunno! I can’t explain it. I’m just all about the lemon now.
Maybe it was Beyonce’s last album. Or me finally breaking down my bias and reaching across to the aisle to better understand my fellow humans.
A chocolate fan is not better than a lemon fan. Lemon lives matter!
Whatever. Atleast I’m still better then the peanut butter cookie fan. What a freak.