My dog ate my posts?

Oh. Hi. How are you? Anyone still out there? Did I lose both of you? Wondering where I was? What I was doing? Why I haven’t written? Who I am? Well…I’ll pretend you’re nodding and explain. Or better yet – I’ll give you a choice of explanations and you pick your fav.

  1. I’ve been super busy with my glamorous lifestyle and haven’t had a minute to stop to post all the sexy details.
  2. I’m so dedicated to my husband and my kids that my entire focus has been on them.
  3. Work has sucked me in and I barely have time to breathe let alone write a blog!
  4. I got locked out of my account on WordPress. Then I realized that a new password would be sent to my email that I started the blog with. Then I realized that I started the blog with an email from my old job. Then I realized that I no longer have access to that email. Then I called WordPress and they said I should start a new blog…and say sayonara to all my old posts. Then I cried and sat shiva for my blog, decided it was over and tried to go about my business. Then I thought I’d start a new blog with different topics, etc. Maybe this was my chance to grow and change! Then I realized I love my little blog and I had no interest in growing and changing. So I called WordPress back and spoke to a “tech”, which means I paid a fee to get my old blog back – which I wish was presented as an option to me during the first call. Then I wrote an email to WordPress telling them that their customer service was terrible and it caused me days of pain. Then they refunded my money and said they were sorry.
  5. I had to finish House of Cards season 3.

Only one of these is the reason – although I did finish season 3 of House of Cards (it’s Claire’s world, Frank is just living in it).

Anyway, crisis over. I’m back! I’ve missed you.

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. amy g
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 14:06:33

    I’ve missed your posts! They always make me laugh

    Reply

  2. Lisa
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 15:19:26

    You’re a riot! Welcome back!!

    Reply

  3. Gail
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 20:53:20

    Glad you’re back! Love your blog- you always make me smile.

    Reply

  4. Gail
    Apr 07, 2015 @ 20:53:52

    Actually you make me laugh out loud!

    Reply

  5. Ethel
    Apr 08, 2015 @ 23:53:50

    YAY ! Your Back ! Your blogs always make my day ! I’ve really missed you !

    Reply

  6. Ethel
    Apr 08, 2015 @ 23:56:36

    Probably reason #2 ! Wish it was #1 and honestly think it might be #4 ! LOL !!!

    Reply

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