Conversation on the train platform today. You guess which one is me.
A: “I can’t believe this train is late again”
B: “Oh it’s not late. It’s right here”
A: “What? Where? There’s no train on this station” Laughs “I see empty tracks! ”
B: “Oh sorry, I’m still asleep. I meant the train stops at this station, so it’ll be here” ….”Eventually”
A: “Oh right. That’s ok. I sleep standing up all the time.”
End of discussion.
Meeting of the minds concludes as the train pulls in.
NYC.
You can just blend right in with all the other weirdos.
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