Conversation on the train platform today. You guess which one is me.
A: “I can’t believe this train is late again”
B: “Oh it’s not late. It’s right here”
A: “What? Where? There’s no train on this station” Laughs “I see empty tracks! ”
B: “Oh sorry, I’m still asleep. I meant the train stops at this station, so it’ll be here” ….”Eventually”
A: “Oh right. That’s ok. I sleep standing up all the time.”
End of discussion.
Meeting of the minds concludes as the train pulls in.
You can just blend right in with all the other weirdos.