I only believe it happened because I was there

We were late for soccer again.
Know why?
Because my son’s thumb was stuck in a soda can.
Why was he drinking a soda?
Because I said no to him 4,999 times and I just didn’t feel like saying no anymore.
Why did he stick his thumb into the opening of the can?
Because it was there.
Why is he smiling in the photo?
Because I swore like a truck driver while I inched it out.
Know what he said to me when we freed him?
“Can I have another soda after practice?”
Good night.

10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. The Novice Gardener
    Sep 24, 2013 @ 18:49:59

    Cute kid, bad listener! Sounds like a normal kid. The bad listener part, I mean. The cute part, higher than normal! 🙂


  2. Colleen Kowal
    Sep 24, 2013 @ 19:27:06



  3. Kris
    Sep 24, 2013 @ 19:59:57

    He is too cute!


  4. Vickie Brunozzi
    Sep 24, 2013 @ 20:56:01

    Love it.


  5. Christine Kissel
    Sep 24, 2013 @ 22:24:31

    Not sure how you are able to yell at a face like that!


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