Here’s where I spent about 8 hours yesterday…
Here’s where I spent 8 hours today…
He’s from Mars.
@nk1928 on Instagram!!
28 Sep 2013 2 Comments
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: delaware river, Dogs, humor, Life, New York City, Photography, travel
25 Sep 2013 Leave a comment
in Cooking! Tags: cooking, Dinner, food, humor, Life, parenting, Photo
24 Sep 2013 10 Comments
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: Boys, humor, Life, motherhood, Photo, Soccer, Sports
We were late for soccer again.
Know why?
Because my son’s thumb was stuck in a soda can.
Why was he drinking a soda?
Because I said no to him 4,999 times and I just didn’t feel like saying no anymore.
Why did he stick his thumb into the opening of the can?
Because it was there.
Why is he smiling in the photo?
Because I swore like a truck driver while I inched it out.
Know what he said to me when we freed him?
“Can I have another soda after practice?”
Good night.
23 Sep 2013 Leave a comment
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: Breaking Bad, celebrities, drama, Drugs, Emmy's, Entertainment, humor, Life, Oscars, Pop Culture, spoiler alert, Television Series, tv, Walter White
****SPOILER ALERT****
Walter White. Jesse Pinkman. Saul. The vacuum shop dude. Todd the dementor. The Aryan brothers. Breaking Bad, I miss you already.
Last night was the last episode before the series finale next week, and I’m already distressed. I may or may not run around after next Sunday shouting, “I don’t want it to end bitch!”.
We started our night watching the Emmy’s – but at 9pm, like the good meth-lab soldiers that we are, we switched the channel. It didn’t hurt that the Emmy’s were strangely boring and flat. Neil Patrick Harris – I don’t blame you. I blame the producer who thought Carrie Underwood singing a tribute to the Beatles was a good idea. The Beatles deserved better. I would rather have had Miley twerking “Come Together” – that’s how boring Carrie was. Also – how could Bryan Cranston NOT have won an Emmy? Sorry Jeff Daniels, but we all know you don’t really need to act when you’ve got great writing from A-aron Sorkin (Key and Peele shout-out).
Back to THE BEST SHOW ON TV. Yes. The best. If you don’t agree, you aren’t watching it.
Where do I start? Hank’s dead. Marie isn’t wearing purple anymore. Finn’s principle is not the brightest tool in the shed. Didn’t we all guess Jesse’s attempt to escape would end like that? And don’t even get me started on what happened with Andrea. Really? Todd the maniac shows up at night and knocks on your door and you: 1) open the door and 2) step out on the porch after he lures you with the worst “I’m-going-to-kill-you” line ever?? Sigh.
And Walt. He’s been left out in the cold. Literally and figuratively with only his barrel of money to keep him warm.
The genius of the writing on this show is that even in episodes that aren’t action packed – or as surprising as last week (and really my heart can’t take any more) – there’s always some gold nuggets to walk away with.
Todd and the Aryan gang of ghouls taking a break from death and destruction for some Ben & Jerry’s.
Finn telling his father to “die already”. Devastating.
And my favorite. Jack teasing Todd about his crush on the meth queen by repeating a line used by Woody Allen to describe his messed-up relationship with his step-daughter. Woody stole that line from Emily Dickinson (in a tweaked way). So in essence….Jack, the white supremacist, Jack the killer of Hank, Jack quotes Dickinson.
Vince Gilligan will you marry me?
18 Sep 2013 4 Comments
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: airlines, food, Friendship, humor, Life, Photograph, travel, Women, work
Years ago, I worked with a hysterically eclectic group of women (actually I work with an equally hysterical group now but that’s another story)
When you work in events, there is no 9 to 5 work day. There is work night and work weekend and work holidays. I think I had more meals with this group of ladies in the early 2000s than with my own family.
We worked together in small, connected cubicles. There was no privacy. We didn’t even pretend to not listen. You fought with your husband, boyfriend, mother? Everyone knew about it. You messed up a meeting, an event or a call? It was office news. This sounds like hell – but it wasn’t. These women weren’t going to use this info to take you down at work. They were going to use it as material to roast you at the next meal.
I’ve written about this before …https://wifemothereventplanner.com/2013/05/07/the-lunch-table
We were all so..ummm…unique.
Anyway – I’m at the airport again today. This time heading to Charlotte. I grabbed a quick bite before boarding and thought of this and had to share.
One of the ladies in the group covered her food when she was done. No, she didn’t just throw a napkin on the plate – she ceremoniously covered it with a napkin as if she were covering the dead.
It didn’t matter if it was take-out or gourmet. Once she was done, it was ready for burial. So here’s to you Babbas!
One day I’ll tell you about the Brit who ate only cherry tomatoes one week in the name of weight loss and “raped” our lunch with her eyes. It was sad and funny. Sad for her. Funny for us. Which was all that mattered.
12 Sep 2013 2 Comments
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: Camera, Denver, Hotel, humor, Life, Photograph, travel, view
Is it 11pm or 5am?
Alas… It’s early morning. I’m just starting my day. Here’s the view 15 minutes later as the sun/fog came up.
I hope your day started later than mine did!
11 Sep 2013 1 Comment
in I need to tell you about this right now Tags: 9/11, Airport, Airports, humor, Life, Photo, Planes, tragedy, travel
It’s September 11th and I’m at an airport, again. I’ve flown on this day many times in the past 12 years. It doesn’t spook me.
It does get me thinking about my first flight after that date in 2001.
My world, like everyone’s world had stopped for weeks. It was not business as usual both personally and professionally.
Events were cancelled or postponed – and everyone was in a collective fog.
Slowly – the wheels started turning again and we began to plan events at work.
Early October I boarded a flight out of JFK to Rochester, NY. I was flying in for a quick site inspection and out that same day.
I decided to fly Jet Blue. They were a new airline back then and one of the only that had free Direct TV at every seat. Sold!
The flight was completely normal. Then it was time to land.
As we approached the runway, all of us felt the plane speed up. It bumped the runway and hopped back in the air.
Everyone looked around nervously and waited for an announcement. Nothing.
We were back in the air.
Again we approached the runway, bumped harder and back up we went.
I was at the window seat. The older woman sitting next me grabbed my hand, she was crying. We could hear people praying and crying. Some folks shouted to the crew.
Still no announcement.
The plane circled again and began its decent.
This time we landed.
The pilot came on and happily said,”sorry folks! Third times the charm.”
Silence.
The yelling didn’t start until we exited.
Jet Blue sent us all an apology and a coupon.
I’m flying Southwest today.
08 Sep 2013 1 Comment
in Brave New World Tags: Bad Day, Family, home, Horrible day, humor, Life, lifestyle, marriage, Missed Plans, parenting, people, Plans, Routine, Soccer, Sports
It was a simple plan.
Friday night my son had soccer practice at 6:30. I was going to drop him off, watch a bit of practice and leave.
My daughter and a friend had to go to a dance at 7:00. And by had to I mean they would have LITERALLY died without going to this dance.
My husband planned to get home from work by 6:30, join me at the soccer field so I could take off and he could take him home.
We were meeting some friends for dinner at 7:30.
We can do this. We’ve done this before, like, a million times. I’ll drop off the boy. My husband will pick him up, buy him dinner, bring him to a friend’s for a sleepover, and go straight to the restaurant. I will drop off the girls (another mom was doing pick-up) and meet at the restaurant. All’s well.
Then here’s what happened.
When I got to the soccer field I couldn’t find our team. I know that sounds insane – but it’s a sea of 9 year boys running around a football field. And they don’t wear their uniforms for practice – thanks for asking. It also turned out that they moved from our usual spot to the back field. Anyhoo, we didn’t get there till 6:45.
At 6:50 my husband called to say there is terrible traffic. He’s not making it to the field by 7:15.
No worries, I say. I’ll stay at the field and take him back, you (I’m looking at you husband), take the girls to the dance.
Small caveat that I had to fill him in on. On the way to the dance, you have to stop by another kid’s house and pick him up too.
Another small caveat I had to fill him in on. The dance was in the next town over.
As every wife and mother out there knows, there are certain details of how we get our day done which are on a “Need to Know” basis.
“Why didn’t I know that this dance wasn’t in our town?” he asks.
“What? Who are we picking up? Where?” he shouts.
Need to know baby. As in up until now, you didn’t need to know.
I’ll spare you the “spirited” discussion and “colorful” language that flowed like water from both of us. Did I mention that we never remembered to call our friends and say we’d be late?
We did make it to dinner – at 7:45. Not bad for a total breakdown of plans and routine.
Thankfully our dinner companions laughed off the lateness when we told them our tale of woe. You see, they have grown kids, and I’m sure they were thinking,” you think it’s bad now…wait until next year.”
But they didn’t tell us that. It’s on a “Need to Know” basis.