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I’m feeling…rushed.

I ran out today to get a birthday card. I gave myself a full hour to do this because:

A) My priorities are messed up
B) The card store is next to the bagel store which is next to the liquor store. I’m efficient that way
C) I need to read at least 250 cards to pick the right one
D) all of the above

Then I turned and saw this

Then I began panicking about pumpkins and apple picking and costumes…oh god… the costumes

Then I got angry because it’s only September 4th damn it. It’s still 101 degrees. I’m still wearing flip flops.

Stop the madness, I thought!
And then I saw this

Happy  F’ing New Year