I’m feeling…rushed.

I ran out today to get a birthday card. I gave myself a full hour to do this because:

A) My priorities are messed up
B) The card store is next to the bagel store which is next to the liquor store. I’m efficient that way
C) I need to read at least 250 cards to pick the right one
D) all of the above

Then I turned and saw this



Then I began panicking about pumpkins and apple picking and costumes…oh god… the costumes

Then I got angry because it’s only September 4th damn it. It’s still 101 degrees. I’m still wearing flip flops.

Stop the madness, I thought!
And then I saw this


Happy  F’ing New Year

2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. on thehomefrontandbeyond
    Sep 04, 2012 @ 16:30:08



  2. Deni Lyn
    Sep 06, 2012 @ 09:35:03

    I’m with you! I almost fell over when I received a magazine in the mail two days before Labor Day with pumpkins on the front cover. Sheesh? What’s the hurry?!


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