Insert “Law & Order” music…..
7:30pm. Thursday night. 8-year-old boy comes into the house sheepishly. Whispers in his mother’s ear to come out to the driveway. Mother, still traumatized by the glitter quietly follows. Her son leads her to the car, her new car. At first it looks like a reflection. Then she opens the door of said car and stares. The boy is saying “sorrysorrysorrysorrysorrysorry” The mother doesn’t even ask what happened.
All those involved have been brought to justice.