That’s me. Celebrity gossip. Reality shows. Anderson Cooper. These things make me happy. People.com, Us Weekly, Dlisted.com – daily reading for me. Don’t get me wrong, I am a full-on news junkie – but pop culture has a special place in my heart, right next to chocolate and wine.
Pop Culture Vulture will be a reoccurring post – advance apologies to anyone out there rolling their eyes.
So! This be my thinking to some current gossip headlines:
Steven Tyler Will Not Return to American Idol
Although I stopped watching Idol when Simon and his tight white tee left – I did see a couple of episodes of the show with Tyler and I didn’t get it. He seemed like a weirdo uncle flirting with all the young contestants (male and female). In all honesty I can’t really comment on him judging because I spent the majority of my time staring at Jennifer Lopez. Does her glowy, sparkly skin fascinate you too? No? If only I could have 5 minutes with her make-up bag….
K.Kardashian’s Photos Of Baby Penelope Are A Hard Sell
The Kardashian’s. I have one thing to say to you all – Bruce included. Turn off the cameras and take a good, long, hot shower. Yuck.
George Clooney & Stacy Keibler Scoot Through Switzerland
I hate it when these magazines take a photo and make a story out of it. Although I’m hugely into what George does when he’s over in Lake Cuomo and on holiday in Europe. If I ever make it to Italy I may have to make a pilgrimage to see where the Clooney scoots around. I also imagine secret parties with Brad Pitt and Angelina sans kids – or maybe George and Obama solving world hunger while Michelle helps Stacy build an organic garden in the back (after explaining to Stacy what “organic” means).
The Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise divorce: Accepting the silence … sort of
I know I’ve already written about this but it’s everywhere – Brian William just did an hour-long report on them last night, although it was cleverly hidden by calling the piece, Scientology Facts and Myths. It should have been called, How to do a gossip piece and call it the news. So it’s 8 days after the first news report broke and the papers are signed, everyone’s moved out, and Tom is being re-engineered as we speak. Personally I liked Tom best when he was fighting with Brook Shields and calling Matt Lauer glib. Good times.