non sequitur sunday

Everyone’s got some sort of sneezy, snorty, itchy-eyed allergy ridden cold

School’s in full swing, 2 back-to-school nights down, reading logs are already being ignored. Back to normal.

My blogging hasn’t gotten enough love from me, cause I’m tired! Sorry. No more excuses. Back to the everyday blog – starting tomorrow.

Did I tell you that I’m leaving for Paris at the end of the week. The trip of my dreams. A present from my man for my 40th.  Did I also tell you that I realized my passport was expired during a random conversation in bed the other night.  It’s been fun. The only thing that is sustaining me is traveling to a place where my completely black wardrobe will fit right in. Wine. Cheese. Bread. Black clothes. I may never come back.

Kim Kardashian is always eating on “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”.

Boardwalk Empire starts tonight. I’m excited until I remember that Jimmy was killed off. What’s really left for me?

Am I the only one that gets bit by bugs the nano second I step outside?  I’ve been using more Calamine Lotion than moisturizer.

I have 22 almost rotten bananas in my freezer. I see my husband roll his eyes every time he opens the freezer.  How many more bananas will it take to drive him bananas? Which one will be the banana that broke his back? Is that a banana in your freezer or are you just nuts?

I saw the woman who does my pedicures in a shoe store – it was an awkward encounter, I don’t know why.

Tomorrow’s blog will be full of humor, intelligence and brilliance!  Just kiddin’ – it’ll be more of this shit.

 

7 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. squirrel circus
    Sep 16, 2012 @ 19:53:35

    Sounds SO much like our first weeks of school…. I’m SO excited for you, for your trip — have a FANTASTIC time!!

    Reply

  2. We All Have Aspergers
    Sep 16, 2012 @ 19:55:11

    If it makes you feel any better, tonight was first night I made mine read and I’ve started my own collection of frozen bananas since I thought it was a great idea to freeze them!

    Reply

  3. Colleen Kowal
    Sep 17, 2012 @ 08:40:37

    Omg….you crack me up…your too funny. I love reading your shit so keep it coming. Oh and by the way….um….so jealous about Paris!

    Reply

  4. Thoughts and Rants in Jogging Pants
    Sep 17, 2012 @ 10:24:50

    My wife has exactly 22 bananas in our freezer too! You’d think I get banana bread made for me all the time, but that’s just not the case. They occasionally fall out on my feet. This doesn’t make me happy.

    Reply

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